“I was raised Baptist, we weren’t happy about much. I was raised Independent, Fundamental, bible believin’, bible bangin’, foot stompin’, soul winnin’, door knockin’, pew jumpin’, devil chasin’, sin hatin’, King James version only Baptist, and I’m happy about it (said with a scowel on his face).” ~ Mark Lowry I’m always a sucker for […]
Category: Humor
The 10 Commandments of the Independent Fundamental Baptists
The 10 Commandments of the IFB Though shalt have no other gods before me or make into thee any graven image – however though mayest hold in high esteem and worship the Independent Fundamental Baptist church and doctrine, and the KJV, and the pastor, oh and missionaries (but only IFB supported missionaries), oh and the […]
You Might Be an Independent Fundamental Baptist if…
My writing tends to be somewhat heavy and serious so every once in a while I like to add some humor to lighten things up a bit. Please don’t mistake this for a lack of respect or an attempt to minimize the seriousness of the abuse that happens among the Independent Fundamental Bapitsts. This is […]
Denominationalism Defined In One Picture
I must admit that I’m not the most humorous person in the world. In fact I find myself taking life a bit too seriously at times. This revelation has lead me to make an effort at seeing the lighter side of life’s difficulties and challenges. While I’m still very interested in the philosophical underpinnings of […]